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The man who invented ketchup.
He spent his life in a tomato mine.
He would come up every day with paste on his face
that he'd wash off with vinegared wine.

The man who invented ketchup
lived in a house made of mustard seed.
He had a pickle for a nose and wore lettuce for clothes
but he was just like you and me.

The man who invented ketchup...
I bet you think that his name was Heinz.
But he was just a guy who made sandwiches
from stuff that he found on his face.


from Get Me a Ladder​.​.​. Get Me a Ladder!, released August 9, 2022
Electric Guitar by Erin Martz
Backing Vocal by Jane Elizabeth


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David E. Williams Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

DAVID E. WILLIAMS has released numerous recordings of his demented chamber pop for over 3 decades, but he has also collaborated with other artists, such as Rozz Williams (Christian Death), Deathpile, Jerome Deppe, Naevus, Thomas Nola and Andrew King. He was also a fulltime member of The Muskets and Destroying Angel. ... more

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